So instead, I went and got a makeover. Got the old plastic surgeon on the phone and had some work done. I used Drew Barrymore as my inspiration. Whaddya think?
I didn't like the "CoverGirl" tattoo on my forehead, and decided that being Drew Barrymore would give me a big head. So I went Scarlett Johansson next.
Ben said this one looked fake for some reason, so I redid it again. I did like the eyes, though. How about Julia Roberts?
Yes! I'm Julia Roberts!
Really, though, I'm happy to be me, the wife to my husband, the mother to my children. I like the skin I'm in. I'm pulling the corners of my mouth up.