We hear the funniest things at our house. I only wish I could remember half of them!
Freddie: Dad, do you get backscratches?
Dad: No, sometimes I scratch my own back though.
Freddie: Doesn't Mom give you a backscratch?
Dad: Not really. She did give me a good backscratcher though, so I do it myself.
Freddie: Oh. That must be why your life is so sad.
Heard at dinner: that was so lit-astic! Loving books as I do, I will insist that the "lit" comes from "literary," and not "literal" or "lit" as used at the turn of the last century to mean someone who is drunk. Nor will I assume that the speaker was referring to a library that was on fire. Maybe I should stop.
Angel: there is a dead rat just outside my window and its really gross. On the bright side, the flies and the bugs are doing a really good job of decomposing it.
Saturday, September 14, 2019
I made the world's ugliest bagels today. Georgie and I watched a little video yesterday about how bagels are made, and he got all excited about it. Of course, we make some.
I made the dough and let it rise overnight. This morning, I shaped the way-too-sticky globules into round-ish shapes and pretended they looked appetizing. I preheated the oven and set a pot of water to boil. Checked the instructions again. I was supposed to boil them, a couple at a time, for one minute. Flip and boil for another minute. Easy.
When the water came to a good boil, I slid the first couple of bagels into the bubbling water, hoping they would fill out and look less like grandpa raisin when they came out. I set the timer and waited. I have to tell you that 60 seconds is a long time to wait when you are just watching the clock. Flip. Wait. Wait. Wait. Want to scream.
It feels so long, but a minute is way too short to actually do anything. I can't leave the room. I can't start anything else. Forget about a quick bathroom break. After a few exhaustingly long minutes of staring at bursting bubbles in the pot, I was ready to try a different path. How much could I get done in a minute?
Turns out that a minute is just right for lots of kitchen chores. I can clean out a sink in a minute. Sweep one area of my kitchen floor. Chop a handful of walnuts. Unload one rack of the dishwasher. Clean one counter. It became a game of beat the clock and by the time all the bagels were boiled, my kitchen was looking pretty clean! I learned not to underestimate one minute, and not to wait to start a project until I have a big block of free minutes.
And I learned that even ugly bagels can be tasty.
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
This cutie just had a birthday, and I'm amazed. After 5 boys, I thought I was getting the hang of the whole "child growing up" thing. But then Heaven sends me this... girl... and everything is different. For starters, she's taller than her older brothers were at this age (except for the one brother who is honestly closer to 7 feet tall than 6 feet). She thinks differently. She still hates having her hair brushed. She is more gentle. She goes through a range of emotions at lightening speed, and lands gracefully back at her usual plucky. The boys didn't go on crying jags. The boys didn't get offended when someone else would talk over them. The boys didn't begin puberty until junior high!
So here I am, a mother of boys, a sister of brothers, trying to navigate these growing up girl waters. They are occasionally choppy. Mostly, however, it has been a delight. I didn't expect our "your body is changing" talks to be so heart-felt. I didn't expect her fierce hugs. I am loving watching her grow into fierce young lady. And as she walks down the sidewalk, I marvel. The metamorphosis from child to woman is beginning, and I am fascinated to watch.
Happy birthday, dear little caterpillar. May this year be full of growth and adventure for you. I have no doubt that it will. I'm looking forward to seeing your wings!