Suck Your Brains Out

It's a school holiday weekend, which means I'll be approached with requests for a "game day."  It looks like this:

...for hours.  Do you see all their brains being sucked out?  I don't have to feed them as much when they are in stasis mode, so maybe it's not too bad.  Maybe I'll give in if they do an extraordinary amount of work first...

Or maybe not.  I have a "meanest Mom" reputation to uphold, after all.